Perfect time for staff to shave heads. But stock up with knitted hats against wind.
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Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19
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It is 2012 - the of ‘Year of the Dragon’ in Chinese astrology. Shelley von Strunckel (born in 1946) is not a Dragon. She’s a Dog.
Sticky time. Avoid toffee, chillies.
Bin plastic chair covers.
Vera’s got piles of jokes about Uranus. Ask if you’d like to hear one…
You worry about the toilets.
Very wise.
Now fear changing staff.
Vera taught Russell Grant everything he knows about astrology. It didn’t take very long…
You know you mis-printed pasta with paska and a man from Helsinki laughed?
Paska’s shit in Finnish.
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Cancer
June 21 - July 21
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Vera’s Ex… He had wandering eyes…
Dump the rhyming menu wheeze.
Bouef’n turf. Lettuce fetish.
Forget em.
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Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19
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One of Vera’s balls (the left one)
