January 2012
12 posts
Perfect time for staff to shave heads. But stock up with knitted hats against...
– Pisces Feb 18 - March 19
Sticky time. Avoid toffee, chillies.
Bin plastic chair covers.
– Libra Sept 22 - Oct 22
You worry about the toilets.
Very wise.
Now fear changing staff.
– Libra Sept 22 - Oct 22
You know you mis-printed pasta with paska and a man from Helsinki laughed?...
– Cancer June 21 - July 21
Dump the rhyming menu wheeze.
Bouef’n turf. Lettuce fetish.
Forget em.
– Pisces Feb 18 - March 19
New dish themes in favour.
Polenta Mandels Ham.
Ladyboy Teas.
Soufflé Thongs....
– Aquarius Jan 19 - Feb 17