“Perfect time for staff to shave heads. But stock up with knitted hats against wind.”
— Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19
It is 2012 - the of ‘Year of the Dragon’ in Chinese astrology. Shelley von Strunckel (born in 1946) is not a Dragon. She’s a Dog.
“Sticky time. Avoid toffee, chillies.
Bin plastic chair covers.”
— Libra
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Vera’s got piles of jokes about Uranus. Ask if you’d like to hear one…
“You worry about the toilets.
Very wise.
Now fear changing staff.”
— Libra
Sept 22 - Oct 22
[video]
“You know you mis-printed pasta with paska and a man from Helsinki laughed?
Paska’s shit in Finnish.”
— Cancer
June 21 - July 21
Vera’s Ex… He had wandering eyes…
“Dump the rhyming menu wheeze.
Bouef’n turf. Lettuce fetish.
Forget em.”
— Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19
One of Vera’s balls (the left one)