Vera Spoke

"Perfect time for staff to shave heads. But stock up with knitted hats against wind."

galleyslave — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:24:00 +0000

“Perfect time for staff to shave heads. But stock up with knitted hats against wind.”

- Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19

galleyslave — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:46:00 +0000

It is 2012 - the of ‘Year of the Dragon’ in Chinese astrology. Shelley von Strunckel (born in 1946) is not a Dragon. She’s a Dog.

galleyslave — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:49:00 +0000

““Sticky time. Avoid toffee, chillies.
Bin plastic chair covers.””

- Libra
Sept 22 - Oct 22

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:45:00 +0000

Vera’s got piles of jokes about Uranus. Ask if you’d like to hear one…

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:43:00 +0000

“You worry about the toilets.
Very wise.
Now fear changing staff.”

- Libra
Sept 22 - Oct 22

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:34:00 +0000

Vera taught Russell Grant everything he knows about astrology. It didn’t take very long…

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:25:00 +0000

“You know you mis-printed pasta with paska and a man from Helsinki laughed?
Paska’s shit in Finnish.”

- Cancer
June 21 - July 21

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:22:00 +0000

Vera’s Ex… He had wandering eyes…

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:10:00 +0000

“Dump the rhyming menu wheeze.
Bouef’n turf. Lettuce fetish.
Forget em.”

- Pisces
Feb 18 - March 19

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:08:00 +0000

One of Vera’s balls (the left one)

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:07:00 +0000

“New dish themes in favour.
Polenta Mandels Ham.
Ladyboy Teas.
Soufflé Thongs.
Itchi Lychee Pickles.”

- Aquarius
Jan 19 - Feb 17

galleyslave — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 10:56:00 +0000

Vera feels your presents…